Banana Split

You know something. When a person tries to show off too much, things do get ugly. No, no, I am telling the truth, I’ve seen it happen.

When it rains, things get wet, when things get wet, they get slippery, when stuff gets slippery, unimaginable stuff happens. No kidding.

I was sitting down in the bus, thinking to myself, what I’d do when I get to school. The bus stops to pick up passengers, on comes a lovely young chap. He pays his fare (he’s the good part), he tries to walk down the passage in an extremely cool way, slips (whoa) and nearly whacks his nuts on a support bar along the passage.

He clambers to his seat while I try to hold my laughter. If only I had a camera on me, you could see exactly what I mean. Could have won some prize or something I reckon.

The Spray Can