Just a Few Limericks

Everyone needs a phone

Or else we’ll be alone

I gave a buzz

To my cous’

But pretty girls called home

 

There once was a dame

We thought her tame

She met a boy

Used him as a toy

All was good, until ‘it’ came

 

There once was an English teacher

She was quite a keen leach(er)

Boy! she had eyes

Which needed disguise

They all thought of her as a hideous creature